I win at choosing videos to rent. I have specific criteria on what I will watch. It has to be really good, really lame, have an actor I like, or man loving. Otherwise, y'know, not interested.
Tonight? My three movies were: Starman De-lovely Slapshot 2.
Starman wasn't so brilliant, but it was lame and that's what counted. I also spent the whole movie staring at Jeff Bridges and only halfway through did I decide he looked remarkably like Beau Bridges, and then it took a few seconds to ping.
De-lovely? I rented because I knew it had John Barrowman in it. That's Captain Jack. I LOVE HIM. What I didn't know was that it had ROBBIE WILLIAMS in it. How could I not know? And toward the end of the film? The camera panned across some...gay...room, and I saw a little blonde man and I took a double take, because, no, for serious, Rome flashbacks! And then I'm like, no, can't be. BUT IT WAS. KEVIN MCKIDD. I may love him just a bit. Ashley Judd's character: "you don't sweat, do you?" His: "I don't like to waste my resources." HE WAS SO COOL.
I haven't watched Slapshot 2 yet, but we all know why I rented it. *loves*. Callum Keith Rennie is still hottest man alive in my books. |