OH MY GOD BUGS.
No really - if I have never mentioned my total and utter fear of bugs before now....*dies*. Seriously - I was dangling my feet in the pool the other when a dead spider floated by and I barely contained myself from screaming and jumping up and stomping around still screaming - mostly because of the GIANT DRAGONFLY BUZZING BY MY HEAD so I ran inside panicking and screaming internally because really - that is why I hate nature.
So anyway, I'm sitting here at the computer, when a freaking spider crawls out near the computer screen!! I mean, wtf? SPIDER. Also, panicky stereotypical girl pointing and breathing loudly and panicking...then it dropped to the floor and hence me standing on my chair wishing father man was home to deal with it, because I certainly was not. So I eye it crawling around on the floor (my knees pulled up on the chair at this point) and may have gone into spider induced hysteria.
Then, THEN! some other bug crawls out from the exact same spot!!!!!!!! OMG PANIC!!!!
Seriously. I HATE BUGS.
Now the spider has disappeared, likely to cultivate and form a massive spider army against me. Also, I cannot move because I fear the spider who is crawling around somewhere and with my crappy eyesight I may step on it.