UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHY SO HUMID, PERTH?

Seriously. The weather people say it is only 24 degrees (which is COLD, in Australian summer terms), but the humidity is at 84%. It is 2am. GUYS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THAT IS. I just got home from a night out, and everyone sweated BUCKETS. We stood outside for a while, AND YOU COULD JUST SEE THE GLEAN OF SWEAT on everyone. It might as well have been a 40 degree day.


In less sweaty news, I had an AWESOME taxi driver. He didn't yammer on and on (plus!) and when he did speak, he spoke of interesting things (plus!) and knew where he was going despite not having GPS (PLUS PLUS PLUS). On top of that, I shared a taxi with a girl I met tonight (haha, yay meeting new people, and she lived vaguely near me) and when we got to her place, the cost was about $19, and she was all "no, this is my treat" and i was all "NO, just give me like, 10 bucks" and the taxi driver was all "you give me $15, and you give me $15 and thats ok!" so I agreed, because I knew to get to my house wouldnt be only $30 - probably about $35 and I hate it when people pay more than me - I feel bad. But seriously. As soon as the meter in the taxi turned to $30, he turned it off! I WASNT AT MY HOUSE YET. He lost out on money! I felt bad! But WHAT A NICE MAN :-). If I remembered what taxi company it was, I would totally write a letter of yay to them. But, alas, I HAVE NO IDEA. I only thought of it when I got inside.


....anyway. I'm not TOTALLY sober.

\o/????

It is totally the SADDEST thing ever, but I cry more in Naruto than any other TV show. Or book. Or movie. And that includes City of Angels, which I bawl my eyes out just thinking about. Seriously. I AM CRYING YET AGAIN. God. WHY.

PS - Gaara is awesome, with his sand and his IWANTTOKILLLLLLLLLGIIIIIIVEMEBLOOOOOOOD stuff.

*cue Squee-age times about 10000000000000*

Let me just tell you, my face hurt from smiling so much. Literally hurt.
Because, my dearest flist, I SAW DAVID CAMPBELL. Yes, I do realise 99.9% of you have no idea who he is, but you just need to know I HEART HIM SO MUCH AND HIS CUTE LITTLE HUSKY SHOUTING SINGING. Seriously. You can catch up on my past obsessing here. My little obsession is slightly weird but it is not as bad as it could be. Seriously. Ask Fern. All the middle-aged ladies who like him are fucking crazy.

Um. ANYWAY. Last night in the wine district of Perth - The Swan Valley, Houghten Wineries was having a Jazz evening, and along with some swing bands and the Western Australian Youth Jazz Orchestra (the little boys were perved on by Fern, of course, more on that later) the main event was that David Campbell would be performing. Ah! You may (but probably not) remember me squealing when he was going to perform at the shopping centre I work at last year...but then couldn't attend because I was working and itzaimster was going to get photos for me? But then he just WAS NOT ANYWHERE she could find him? Anyway. I have been just...waiting. It was also itzaimster who found out about this jazz festival and sent me the flyer! SHE WINS. Anyway. I kept forgetting about it until Thursday. The concert was on Saturday. And I had just spent all my money. Bad Lauren! Anyway. Luckily _katttttt_ said she would come with me!

The most important part of this story? I MET HIM AND HAD A PHOTO! AND AN AUTOGRAPH! AND A KISS ON MY CHEEK. Seriously. We were also right at the front of the barrier when he came on, and these...fannish middle-aged women were next to us and SCREAMING and he came up at two separate moments during the show to give them a kiss on the cheek....and the second time he stood RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME to lean over the barrier and dude, my hands were there. As was his crotch. My hands moved away quickly. I'm obsessive - but only not in front of the person. Me + celebrities = EMBARRASSMENT. Anyway. *cough*. In my defence, Fern spent the whole night staring at one of the schoolboy jazz players (okay, so he would have been about 16/17) and lusting after him. He did look a bit like Michael Vartan with brown hair. And, um, young. Earlier in the day we also spent our time eyeing one of the security guards.

The B5 version of 'getcha head in the game' from High School Musical is vaguely terrifying. Just saying. However, the French version of "Breaking Free" is kind of made of awesome. The version I have has the singer singing in a husky french accent. Seriously. \o/!!! *bops!*

In less awesome news, I still don't own Stormbreaker on DVD, but do own the poster, which is pretty useless as there is no ginger man on the poster. *sigh*. Anyway. It was free.

Just back on the note of terrifying, those new Daniel Radcliffe pictures are MADE OF NIGHTMARES. Jesus. I will have to listen to the Top Gun theme to try and take my thoughts away from those.

I don't actually have anything of use to say, but I will still natter away! I am also not making jazz hands to this music. DUH DUH DUH!!!! EXPLOSIVE GUITARS! lalalalalalaaaaalaDUH!

I mean, nothing.

My Office discs and Acer word equivalent discs HAVE ALL DISAPPEARED. ALL OF THEM. I AM GOING INTO SHOCK. HOW AM I MEANT TO TYPE ANYTHING? WORDPAD IS USELESS. *flails and cries and cries and cries*

Also, in sad news:
I AM NOT UP TO DATE WITH SUPERNATURAL.
OR SGA. OR SG1. OR TORCHWOOD. OR HEROES. OR DEXTER. OR ROBIN HOOD.

This = SULKY LAUREN. *SULK*.

eta: I have been listening to "We Used to Be Friends" by the Dandy Warhols for two days and wondering why it is SO VERY FAMILIAR and I just had a flash of Veronica Mars. Srsly? IT IS THE THEME, YES AND I AM NOT GOING INSANE?

...and where I thought BB could not get more awesome with her manips - she outdid herself! Seriously! I can not express my absolute adoration for any more than my eleventyone billion exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!1111

Anyway. Since I am at Uni and over my balance (totally not from surfing LJ and reading teh porn), I will link you to her LJ - its the most recent post. Glee at her! Tell her she is made of awesome (and that she should continue maniping me with famous people)!!!!!!


mychalian17 mychalian17 mychalian17 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In which Lauren gets to marry one John Sheppard *twirls*


In other news, I walked ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS only to find my Archaeology lecture had been cancelled. This after I spent the morning trudging from my house to my bus stop to the bank across a shopping mall to a bus stop to another bus stop to a Uni cafe, to a Uni lecture hall (to drop Fern off), and then across to the other side of the campus for my lecture which was cancelled only to come all the way back across campus to use the computers. Um, yay for exercise?

Also, I finished my Archaeology bird, and I terrified it is totally going to crack and break before I get to hand it in (after that, I don't care). I keep bashing the shoebox it is in against things. Oops.

I am also really, really tired.

Did I mention yet I saw the first 2 episodes of Torchwood? I cannot contain my utter LOVE for that show. I love the entire team! So much!!! Even the females! Especially Captain Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also saw Supernatural episode 4. The angst! *hugs them*
jazmin22 also tagged me to do a 'six things about you' meme, which I tried to do but couldn't think of six interesting things about myself and gave up. Um, I also did this meme a few months ago? *makes more excuses*.

Half an hour 'til Linguistics. What shall I do?