David Hewlett. Rapping. That is all.

You should see my smirking.

MY MOTHER HAS FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT.
You may be able to tell this is another bitchfest about my older sister. The backstory: she is the firstborn, the eldest, and so my mother has not been able to see past it. So she coddled her - when she moved out we gave her the majority of our furniture, paid her rent, gave her one of our cars, gave her money whenever she needed it (she was too busy spending her money on frivelous things - she bought a piece of jewellery for THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Just a necklace. For no reason). Anyway. And then, she just decided to join us here in Perth, and so we paid for her to come (after paying for about 4 visits she made up here in the past 1.5 years) and storage and transport etc etc. My parents had to take out a loan. Anyway. So. We boarded up our computer/music room so it could be a proper, enclosed room because our spare bedroom was "too small" for her. She decided that since both rooms were so 'small', she would have both. You can imagine how my dad, sister and I complained to my mom - we don't have enough room in our house for her to have two rooms - we have furniture as well, you know? But Luanne -- oh boy. Anyway. She went out and bought a bed frame the other day. JUST BECAUSE.

Anyway. All of her stuff arrived the other day - she has more stuff than the rest of the family put together, and I am a horder. Like you cannot believe. So we have boxes lining our hallways and in everyone's rooms (except hers, because she doesn't want "clutter") and outside. We also had to move our fold-out couch outside and spare single bed. We put her two (TWO) huge cupboards in the spare room, plus boxes and suitcases and clothes and things, and all her junk everywhere else, and she hasn't been home to clean or unpack. My family has not been happy.

Then suddenly this morning, my mother got out of the shower and said: "I AM SO STUPID. HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID? Do not answer that Lauren."  And I'm like, "what's going on?" And my mother is all "I AM SO STUPID. WHY AM I LETTING LUANNE RULE OUR LIVES? WE MUST BE ALL CLUTTERED AND UNCOMFORTABLE JUST SO SHE CAN HAVE TWO BEDROOMS AND GET HER OWN WAY AND MAKE OUR LIVES HELL?"
And I was shocked, "You mean, all these things we've been complaining to you about for months?" And she's all "HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID!!!"

And then we spent all morning moving Luanne's cupboards into the room with her bed, plus all her boxes and 'decorational' crap (like, GIANT giraffes - what?) and then putting all our furniture back into the other one. The whole time my mother shaking her head at herself. We all decided Luanne was going to throw a huge tantrum when she got home because she finally would stop getting her own way, and having us all bend over backwards just so she could be QueenLuanne.

Hours later, Luanne finally returned, just as my parents were getting ready to go out. We all ignored her as she shrieked up and down the house "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! I AM NOT HAVING FURNITURE CLUTTERING MY ROOM! CHANGE IT THE FUCK BACK! THIS IS NOT FAIR!" and we continued to ignore her and so she continued shrieking "I FUCKING HATE YOU. I CANT FUCKING LIVE LIKE THIS." to which we all gave her a Look, because, hello, how do you think we've been living, having to move all of our stuff just so she can have two fucking bedrooms - one for all her shit and another to look 'pretty'. And then my mother is like "Other people manage. You will manage." And Luanne continued to shriek "I CANT FUCKING LIVE HERE. IM MOVING OUT." To which we all smiled happily and nodded our heads, and she was crying with rage and sulking and STORMED out of the house and got into her car and started up the engine ------ which was when she remembered her friend was over as well, so waited for him to get into the car before screaming out of the driveway. She hasn't been home.

*SMIRKS*. So now, finally, after making most of my life hell, Luanne does not get her own way and will have to face the facts that she won't be spoiled rotten if she lives in this house, and that she will have to make do like the rest of us do, and that unlike her, we can't afford to indulge her every whim.

This pleases me greatly.

In other news
I haven't watched the new SG1 episode as I only got to download last weeks episode last night - I watched that. I hate how Um. That's all. *runs away to download more*
I should probably do some Uni work, or something.

I watched Hithcock's Rebecca today at Uni. It was okay. Or, rather, the last 45 minutes was. 

I've been thinking - for a few months now - of a fic I would like someone to write. Because, you know, I am incapable of writing. It is SGA and goes a bit like this:

 
I don't actually have anything to say. Except GAIUS IS IN BRIDGET JONES DIARY. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?

I am Lauren, of many TV's. It is seriously possible to own more TV's than you know what to do with. My dad's job, you see, is that he fixes TVs, DVDs, microwaves...things like that. So? Sometimes rich people decide they don't want their TVs anymore, or companies give my dad TV's or something, and so we end up with them. But seriously. We have...six TV's now. SIX. There are 4 people living in my house. And my parents share a room. So that's 3 TV's for personal use, 1 in the TV room and a little TV (that I got for my like, 14th birthday!) that sits unused. Now? Some guy decided he didn't want his (only slightly) broken plasma TV. So. Um. It's here? Not to mention me and my parents both have enourmous TV's, and the other 2 are pretty big as well. I'd tell you sizes, but I don't know. Seriously. 

But don't, you know, rob me or anything. Hahaha.

Also: EzyDVD? I may hate you RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

My sister is really pissing me off. Now that I have my debit card, she wants to order stupid things online, and has been walking around the house bitching "i need lauren to give me her card. make lauren share her card. and her ebay account. i need her card" and seriously? PISSING ME OFF. Because I said she could use it, just not right now. So she's walking around in hearing range just bitching about it. I am considering ordering some Stargate paraphernalia. Which would be a bad use of my money, but I am in a bad mood and my account is just staring at me. Someone needs to remind me that I don't have money just to waste.

I definitely did not cackle at the sheppard and McKay t-shirt. And hover the mouse over the buying button. I mean, the description is: STARGATE: ATLANTIS SHEPPARD/MCKAY T-SHIRT  . I mean, there is a slash there...
I want a big jumper, but all of them have these enormous glyphs down the arms...*is not attractive*...but I like the beanie hat. It's funny.
I may or may not really want that Shep/McKay t-shirt. The thing is? I totally wouldn't wear it out in public. Or would I? I need to get away from this website.

I am also thinking that tomorrow I'm not going to go into Uni, but instead will go into the city and to Borders and complain about my boxset not having arrived. I also...really want dogtags. Huh. Okay, I will stop with the useless now. 

I am so screwed download limit wise for this coming month.My download limit resets on the 10th, at which point I had planned to download season 4 of dueSouth, Wilby Wonderful and Hard Core Logo....but it then occured to me on July 14th the new seasons of SG1 and SGA would begin in America/Canada...and come on....how cruel. SO SO SO CRUEL.

*cries, just a little*

Oh, and Fern: Since I know how much you like man crying, you possibly should have watched the England vs Brazil match. Why, I hear you ask? Because England lost on penalties which is the worst way to lose a match...and yeah, man crying. Distraught English man crying. I even went and found some pictures for you, because I'm nice like that. They are riiiiiiiiight here.

High School Musical was on TV last night...I have been waiting to see it for a while. It was just as lame and awful as I thought it would be - which of course, in LaurenLand, means I LOVE IT ENDLESSLY AND MUST OWN IT IMMEDIATELY.

Um. Nothing.

Okay! So many fannish things to say, so little time!!! *gaspswheezes*

Firstly: I most certainly did not rent the second season of Dark Angel.
...
Okay fine I did, but JENSEN...in military fatigues...offering sex! Come on!

Secondly: The new SGA trailer with Rodney in the elevator? I LOVE IT. It's like Shep playing pool!!! *HEARTS VIOLENTLY*

Thirdly: Spenser from 24 IS LOVE. No, seriously. He is so adorable. Even hotter when I thought he was monstrously evil. I'm pretty sure he is in my CSI:NY boxset too!!!!

Fourthly: evil man from Dark Angel is pretty hot too, what with the ordering of killing of mutant children and all. And implanting a bomb into Jensen. 

Fifthly: Superman Returns? WINS. Okay, not so much a great movie as it is OOOOHPREETTTTTYMAN!!!!! I hate Kate Bosworth, but Brandon Routh is pretty.

 

24 is so winning and eating my soul right now. STARGATE SG1 SEASON 9 BEGINS TONIGHT HERE TOO!!!!!!!

People: your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find me Spenser pictures!!!!!!

Okay, you heard it here first. Hell must have frozen over, or pigs grown wings or something, because my Top TV Show List has CHANGED. Stargate has been toppled!! For the last...four years, Stargate has been able to maintain number 1 position on my list, but the mighty always fall or something. Right? 

Anyway!!!

LAUREN'S TOP...FEW TV SHOWS:
1. DUE SOUTH: Because, oh my god, this show is almost canonically gay. I am in absolute lust with it. And outside of the show, the actors do cool things like MUSIC VIDEOS for the songs in the show. God. Like that wasn't one of the funniest things I've ever seen. With a guitar. In funny flannel. With guys in kilts in the background. *expires*. Anyway. DueSouth. WINS. Big time.

2. Stargate SG1: as much as I love Atlantis - SG1 was the original! The first! And hey - has anyone heard the speculation that Steven Spielberg is going to direct the Stargate movie when it comes out?

3. Stargate Atlantis: I don't even need a reason for this. Everyone likes this show. And if they don't, well, they soon will.

4. Supernatural: Jensen Ackles. Jared Padalecki. Scary as fuck other characters. Of course I love this show.

5. House: HOUSE. WILSON. THE DUCKLINGS. I'm so easy to please.

6. Boston Legal: Because really, this show is just so brilliant. Denny Crane. 

7. Battlestar Galactica: because we all should appreciate Apollo's thighs. No! Plot! Intrigue!

 

Anyway. *cough*. Fern is coming over today so she can watch dueSouth. I love that I can convince my friends that they should love what I do!!!

I am going to do very, very bad things to RayK and Fraser. Someone needs to take this tv show away from me. Like, now. Because it's turning me into (even more of a) psychopath. I have spent the last...four days? Trying to get my grubby mitts on every (good) fic I could find. (Speaking of which, rec me things people?). I squeal and point and fawn over any photos I can find (because seriously, WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS PEOPLE!??!?!?!)....and since many of you on my flist aren't aware of dueSouth, I figure I should post some photos of the guys just to show you why I am obsessed. Well, the pictures do NO JUSTICE, but you all have imaginations:-)



The new SG promos are killing me. KILLING ME. Because they are so lame. But Sheppard in his leather jacket? *licks lips*. I'd watch lame ads for him anyday.

I did have productive things to say. But I've forgotten now. With good reason. *cough*. ANYWAY.

*dies from laughter*.
Sheppard, in that leather SGA jacket giving pool tips? And then 'with a little stargate, anything is possible'? *hearts the sci fi channel*. God. Now....*wants fic*

*EXPIRES*.
The new official promo Atlantis pictures? SHEPPARDS UNIFORM JACKET IS LEATHER. *EXPIRES OVER AND OVER AGAIN* If I didn't have to go to work, I would stay home and stare at it all day. The casual photo is hot too.
I---just---leather.

*goes off to look at the spoiler episodic photos* (the new episode that is, I'm there every day waiting for photos). *gasps* *points*. WHy is Ronon so hot? It's not fair. His clothes sit just perfectly on him.

ANYWAY. I should be getting ready for work. 

Also: Happy Birthday Mom!!!!