insteadofdeathmay whip me, but GUYS HAHAHAHA. It is 12am. I have an assignment due in EXACTLY 12 HOURS. Guess who hasn't even begun writing it up? 

This assignment is impossible. Only because 1500 words IS TOO LITTLE. Who the heck can write such a small research essay?




(PS - I thought my cat was making gasping, tinny noises. Then I realised no, it wasn't my cat. It was the straw sliding up my can of drink and making the noise as it touched the metal sides).


ALSO I KNEW YOU COULD 'DETECT' THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO. BUT NOW YOU CAN 'DETECT' YOUR LOCATION? /CREEPED OUT.
(...............................hahaha okay, I am less worried. The location is WRONG, by about a 25 minute drive). HAHAHAHAHA .... I will totally leave it anyway)



eta: 3:10am. I am only 400 words over the word limit, I have no conclusion or sentence structure. I am feeling the win here. HOWEVER. At this rate I will be done by about 6am. If references don't kill me. =D

So I don't have 20,000 boring entries of OH MY GOD I AM DOOMED, I will just keep updating this one. Because every time I have a major assignment/exam, I sit here and proclaim my doom for all. And, it is fun procrastination.

SO -
It is 9:14am on Monday, the 7th. I am still reading article #3 of about 6 that I have in order to do this assignment.

The plan goes like this:
9-12pm: article reading
12-3pm - attempt at writing, or at least planning the assignment
3-4pm: fetching younger sister from her hellish school (seriously, it is hell - it is a bunch of mothers in big 4WDs who drive like LUNATICS and try to run me over. while I am still in my car.)
5-9pm: attempt writing
9-11pm: hopefully writing

I am also sick. I have a cold and a sore throat and so I wasted my entire weekend doing nothing because I felt like death. And it seems so pathetic to say a cold had me curled up in bed feeling sorry for myself. ANYWAY.

9:17am - signing off to go do work (OMG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)

I....have only just started writing an assignment that I meant to hand up in 15 minutes. EPIC FAIL, Y/Y.

I really hope they have an after hours submission box. REALLY.

And I have a massive headache. I cannot wait for this week to be over. :-(!

So, our across the road neighbours, who are RUDE ASSHOLES, are throwing a massive party, which is not so unusual in my neighbourhood. But their music is up SO LOUD that I can hear the lyrics word for word. On top of that, the "patio people" behind us, who always have their doofdoof music on (seriously, 10pm-12noon, ALL THE TIME) have theirs going as well. So I am surrounded by doofdoofdoof. And drunken 21s yelling. COME ON PEOPLE I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TO DO. It is very distracting.

Luckily, thanks to the patio people behind us, I have become so accustomed to the doofdoof music I could probably sleep through it now. But I am unable to concentrate for my assignment.

Tomorrow I have my first shift at Subiaco Oval! For the NAB Cup Derby. I had to ask my sister whether it was football or rugby (SERIOUSLY). Haha, apparently it is West Coast Eagles vs. Fremantle Dockers playing. I had to know because I have 2 different shirts for my job. Yay bright red shirts! The only downside to this job is that while my shift is 5pm-9pm, which, HELLO YAY FOUR HOURS, but I have to leave home so early. As in, I am getting a lift there, I have to be at my friends house by 3:45, which means leaving home at like, 3:30. I'm unsure why they told me to be there so early. It shouldn't take so long to get there...*ponders*...

OKAY I TOTALLY GIVE UP FOR THE NIGHT. It is 11:30. I will wake up at 8 tomorrow and START AGAIN. URGH. All I have to do for my assignment now is:

1. Actually write it.
2. ...dammit....

So, Jensen is SO UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE THAT IT BORDERS ON INHUMAN.
Also, they cast young!Dean SO WELL that I was flailing from JUST HOW GOOD HE WAS :-D. I know he's been on before, but...YAY CHRISTMAS EPISODE!

In other news, the only thing I hate about doing research assignments at Uni is that I start off with no information, and then I will follow about 10 tangents, and then end up with SO MUCH INFORMATION I HAVE TWENTY BILLION RINGBOUND FOLDERS FULL. And they are only tangent-filled information - nothing on-the-spot relevant either.

Just in case you were wondering about my doom and gloom situation, I shall provide the 7-page worth analysis I am trying to do. (SEVEN PAGES IS TOO LITTLE, BTW)


Your firm has been consulted by a company that is tendering for a contract for the management of detention centres in Western Australia and New South Wales. The detention centres will be used to detain 'illegal non-citizens'.
The client wants advice on the legality of various management techniques that it may wish to use in the centres if it obtains the contract. In particular, the client is concerned about its powers if detainees engage in hunger strikes. You have been asked by your senior partner to research this issue.

• Advise on the legality of doctors employed by the company administering force-feeding to hunger strikers in detention in these two jurisdictions
• Provide a critical evaluation of the law reflected in your advice by discussing the following matters:
• Does the current law provie appropriate protection for the autonomy of individuals?
• How is the concept of best interests reflected in current law on this matter

GUYS I JUST HAVE NO IDEA. *SITS HERE FOR HOURS*

Also, for some reason my Uni granted me advance standing for ALL my arts/law units I have previously done, except for Archaeology. WHY!?!?!?!?! IT MAKES NO SENSE.

FUCK. I AM SO FUCKED. Pardon the language.
God. I always do this to myself. Leaving an assignment worth 40% to the DAY BEFORE ITS DUE = SO STUPID I COULD CRY. 7 pages...I foresee me not going to sleep tonight. God. And I'm away from home from 7am-6pm tomorrow as well. MONUMENTAL FAIL ON MY PART.

I will now go and spend my ENTIRE NIGHT doing this - it is 9:50PM. I HAVENT STARTED WRITING. STILL PLANNING.

In other news, after I hand my assignment in at noon tomorrow, I PLAN ON SOME RETAIL THERAPY. I am meant to be saving. BUT WHATEVER. SPENDING.

I will also update on the fun things I have been up to, including:

1. MY DAY IN COURT - well, sort of. I followed a lawyer around as a community thingy while he interviewed people and represented them. EXCITING STORIES ALL AROUND.
2. DAVID CAMPBELL CONCERT!
3. How screwed I am at Uni
4. How work is determined to kill me
5. How I am NOT MADE OF WIN CURRENTLY.

Make me feel better?

PS - NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL BETTER LIKE ELIJAH WOOD DOING HIS "PUPPET MASTER" DANCE. OMG.

Just thought I would let the masses know - Steve Irwin, AKA The Crocodile Hunter, died today. I found out about half an hour after his death as a woman in my English tutorial has a sister who works for the ABC - and yeah. Apparently he got stung by a stingray, and had a heart seizure, or something. Very sad, especially since he has 2 small children. But, at least it wasn't a crocodile?

I am at Uni at the moment - I finally have full internet access. I spent about 45 minutes earlier trying to set up the wireless connection on my laptop - but it wouldn't work :-(. This displeases me. I also found out - after toiling all day yesterday on that stupid lab report - that the deadline was changed from 12 noon today to 12 noon Thursday. Not Happy.

I also have a huge headache - and no pills or anything with me. And I am here for another 3 hours. THREE. I dont know how I will live. Very bad.