THIS IS WHAT IS GETTING ME THROUGH DOING MY PROPERTY ASSIGNMENT. ANDERSON, I COULD NOT LOVE YOU ANY MORE THAN IF YOU ACTUALLY DID HIP THRUSTING. REALLY. <33333

OH MY GOD. I am such a moron. The cases I am doing right now in my summer law unit (medicine and the law) I did last year in Torts Law when we covered negligence. EXCEPT I NEVER TOOK DETAILED NOTES ON THE CASES. So now when I read them I know them and remember briefly looking at them, but now I have to DO THEM ALL OVER AGAIN.


ANYWAY. I have my "preliminary" timetable for next semester, meaning that it is only the lectures. There will be at least 5 tutorials to add somewhere in there as well. But at least my Friday is clear again! But who knows for how long. :-(.

Anyway, I'm sure I saw this on my flist sometime ago, but come on everyone, give me your timetables! Then we can compare/contrast/complain. It seems like fun?


OKAY OKAY IM GOING TO DO WORK NOW. Mostly.

KATHY GRIFFIN IS MY HERO. She is so smart. HAHAHAHAHA. Of course, Manderpants totally set himself up for that.

MANDERPANTS: How are you going to bring in 2008? What will you do in the first moments?
K. G: *gives him a look* You better watch out, Anderson! There will be full tongue...I will grab your ass....

[Lauren: I WOULD TOO!!!! SMART WOMAN!!!!!!!!]


Also, happy new year flist! :-)

So, another thing that happens when I am (meant to be) studying is that I post a lot. A LOT.

In other news: IF ANDERPANTS MADE JEFF CORWIN HIS BOYFRIEND, DESPITE MY OVERWHELMINGLY OBSESSIVE LOVE FOR HIM I WOULD (VIOLENTLY) APPROVE.

Yes, I have been watching the Planet in Peril documentary. Yes, I have been SWOONING AT THESE ULTRA HIRES PICTURES

Just because I am obsessive, I have posted A FEW of my favourites, scaled down A TON.

For starters:
SERIOUSLY. THERE IS SOME SORT OF...CREATURE WITH HUGE CLAWS HANGING OFF HIM. HURRRR. HURRR HURRR HURRR.

The rest under the cut. Plus my usual annoying brand of commentary:

Um. My Manderpants obsession may have resurfaced full force.

PS: EARLIER I WENT AND HAD A LOOK AT...WAIT FOR IT...MY SOON-TO-BE-CAR. CAR. FOR ME. I WILL BE STARTING DRIVING LESSONS THE SECOND IT IS IN MY POSSESSION.

Okay. Time for Supernatural. YAYYYYY

So, it's incredibly sad that while at work last night, I sold a drink, and was like, "That's 3.60 please"....as in, threesixty, and IMMEDIATELY thought of Anderson. It is, isn't it?

Today I have to go with the older sibling on a hunt for a ball dress for my Law Ball, which is next Friday. Can I tell you how much I don't feel like going? I just can't be bothered. I'm really fussy, and I like just plain things, and nothing looks good on me...and *RIPS AT HAIR*

Also, no matter what I have done this morning, my hair WILL NOT STRAIGHTEN. Seriously. It's just...puffy. I blow dried it, I used the hair straightener, I used the iron....SERIOUSLY NOTHING WILL STRAIGHTEN IT. I am bemused.

Also: fuck. I should really go, if I don't want to miss my bus

ETA: Okay. Okay. Anderson Cooper swearing? WEIRD. Anderson Cooper doing what sounds like an Apu-Indian-like accent? UNACCOUNTABLY AWESOME. It just cracks me up. Which ruins the mood of the book. Now I know when I read my book I will just picture him doing the accent. *CACKLES*

Anyway. I met Luanne (my sibling) in the city today. She was an hour late, but whatever. She found me a dress, IN THE FIRST SHOP WE WENT INTO. Seriously. She just has that sort of luck. It is knee length, green-y, and looks pretty. I also picked up a pair of SPARKLEY high heels and flat witches shoes. Also....other things. Which I forget now.

Also, my sisters boyfriend? IS SO AWESOME. Really. His name is George and he is Hungarian - he still has his European accent. On Friday night at dinner, we were discussing how fat my cat Rupert had become - and Luanne was all, "George, you can have Rupert! I know how much you want to have a fact cat" and George was all, "NO. My dream is to have a fat cat. Rupert isn't fat enough." He then got all excited, and was all, "I want a giant, fat cat and I will feed it lard and it will be HUGE and then I will give it a skateboard to move around on." It was HILARIOUS. And today, I went to my sisters house to help move some stuff, and the guy whose moving in there was all, "Have you seen the caterpillars outside? They are HUGE and HAIRY." And George practically JUMPED up and was all, "ARE THEY THE BIG FAT ONES?" and was outside in a second. I WAS SO AMUSED.

Also: I was just watching my recorded thing on CNN - y'know, the Larry King: 50 Year of Pop Culture or something like that? Definitely not because Anderpants was hosting or anything.

Anyway. I laughed HYSTERICALLY for about 10 minutes for something that was monstrously not funny. But. Anderson Cooper calling Arnold Schwarzenneger (however it is spelt) the governator? WAS SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY I SPAT OUT SOME M&MS.

No really. It should not have been that funny.

I am also unsure as to why they had Ryan Seacrest there. Well, okay, I may have ideas, (coughandersonandryancough), but seriously. WHY!?!?!

Ryan Seacrest + Anderson Cooper. Y/N?

Argh! Argh! Argh! I WAS IN CHARGE AT WORK TODAY. HOW AWFUL. I do not, do not like that much responsibility, especially when I'm not confident about it. It meant when everyone else departed at like, 2 30pm, except me and a new girl, I had to stay out the back and do all the burgers/etc, put the meat on (SO MUCH BLOOD) and clean up and generally be in charge and GIVE INSTRUCTIONS.

At the moment I am panicking that I a)forgot to turn some of the ovens/grills etc off, and b)didn't put the meat on correctly. PANICPANICPANIC.

We were out a half hour late - but I think we could have been out on time had it not been for SO MANY CUSTOMERS. On Fridays we are normally not that busy. GOD BUT EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER SHOWED UP.

Okay. That's probably enough about my work woes, for a while at least. :-).

My Roswell season 1 boxset arrived today. HORRAY!!!!!!! I am having to make an entirely NEW SHELF for DVD's - the third one. D'oh! I think I may have a massive number of DVD's. Oh well.

Also: is it weird that I own Anderson Cooper's book in both hardcover and softcover? Y/N?

I should also probably put on clothes. I enjoy sitting in my towel way too much.

So, clearly, a comedian I have never heard of before is a genius. Her name is Kath Griffin - and MADE ANDERSON GIGGLE. Because? She was on Larry King - and he wanted her to do the "And what's coming up" with the next show presenter - who happened to be Anderson Cooper. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAYS?
"I love you. I love you Anderson Cooper. Hold me. Touch me inappropriately. Come to my home tonight and love me." YESYESYES. CHANNELING HER INNER LAUREN OF COURSE.

Of course Anderpants is giggling in the splitscreen. *LOVES*

And for bubbles83 who was asking for music - um, this totally ISN'T in the genre you wanted, but um, I may be slightly in love with it. GO DOWNLOAD YAY! NICK LACHEY - WHAT'S LEFT OF ME - that goes for everyone. You know you all want some boyband goodness!

I also have some new TCR icons to upload! SOON.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Look. I have so much love for Anderson. HAHAHAHAHA. "Let's watch David Maddingly get hit by a carp again!".....and then as its placing, and David is saying "Let's look at it from another angle," you hear Anderson's delighted "Let's!". AND THEN IN SLOW MOTION...where he makes the accompanying whooshing/groaning noises. HAHAHAHA. I found his amusement in it much more amusing than the guy actually getting hit by fish.

I was also HIGHLY amused last night during The Colbert Report when Stephen was saying how he could eat Jon Stewart. IT WAS HILARIOUS.

I need some TDS and TCR icons. As well as Dr Who ones. Anyone know where the good ones are?

SO: I got a bit of a surprise when I clicked to youtube.com, scrolled down a bit, and THERE WAS ANDERSON'S FACE! You can do it too! It's due to a partnership between CNN and youtube for the presidential debates (starting July 23), where you can submit a video with your question, and have it shown and answered on the debate (there was even something about if yours is chosen, being flown in to watch it live).

Anyway. I would like to submit a question! But unfortunately I a)don't have anything witty to say, and b)don't live in America. I wanted to send some smart question about international relations-related question but I can't think of any. So I will just sulk

CRIM EXAM SOON. *PANICS*