Okay. So there is something incredibly gratifying, in turning on the tv at oh-late-thirty (or, you know, 11pm) and coming face to face with one Col. John Sheppard. In his Sex-Me-Now-Aviator Sunglasses. Followed by Rodney's "Oh, you are all SO STUPID that you don't even realise..." face.
And! And! It is the cracktastic FANFICTION episode! I have SO MUCH LOVE for The Tower. And not only because mychalian17 manipped me into one of the pictures from there. But! This episode is SO AWFUL THAT IT IS TERRIFIC.
Oh, Channel 7. Sometimes I hate you. But then! You make me happy with surprise!SGA.


ALSO FLIST:

(ten minutes later, because RODNEY IS DISTRACTING on my nice, big tv)

Anyway, my point was: do you want to see IINET guy that I was lusting over? DO YOU? Do you want to see him smooching up to his, um, doovilacky? (NOT HIS PENIS, I ASSURE YOU. A PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. THAT DOES SOMETHING). Anyway. Watch him! He is nerdy, yet hot, with not-Irish accent.

Look, okay, I sort of love him. Go watch him now.

He even tells us to enjoy our movie in cinema ads.
You can go to their website HERE to download them, or to youtube HERE to watch them. It's sort of like the Mac v PC ads, but a different kind of awesome.

And you know what's scarier than me obsessing over him? The fact that these ads on youtube have thousands of people watching them. And commenting. About how they would like a giant cardboard cut out of him. In their bedroom. AND HE'S FROM PERTH. Apparently. \o/!!!!

Also, on the discussion of ads - THIS was undoubtedly the BEST AD I HAVE EVER SEEN in Australia. Because in South Africa? We didn't even have as bad adverts as Australia has. This ad is entitled "The BIG AD" and is for beer. And the song gets stuck in your head for days.
ITS A BIG AD! MY GOD ITS BIG! ITS SO VERRRRY BIIIIIIG!

And, because apparently I'm very sad, the aeroplane (airplane, I suppose) ads from Nova. BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY.
Including:
The gimp will be around shortly. Assume the position
I've just spotted Ralph Fiennes in seat 3A
Unfortunately they don't have any of the good ones up.

Okay. I should really go to sleep. Except John Sheppard is doing his hip canting thing on screen. It is very distracting. Hurrr.


ETA: This is MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE AD. Why? Because the guy is adorable, and buying tampons. Look, okay, I laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Okay. I will stop with the ads now.

So I'm lying in bed, and I hear this from outside my door:

Mother: Barry. You are watching Big Brother! That's disgusting.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My dad is so awesome. Well. Not really.

I am also sort of in love with the IINET guy on the ads. And busses. And billboards. And, well, everything. He is...cute. Also! Yay! It's my service provider! I was already with them! They are fast! And awesome!

Also, I laughed like crazy due to an ad on tv. Why are ads being awesome?
It's people on a plane, and a voice over comes on saying "Our entertainment systems are down, so for the next xxxx hours, we will be playing non-stop that Snow Patrol song from Greys Anatomy"...and everyone starts screaming and clawing at the plane windows....

HAHAHA MY FEELINGS EXACTLY, ADVERT.